Here's why...
- Tiger Woods had to quit golf, 'cause had he not stopped running after balls Elin would've had his removed
- Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace, 'cause since his election, nobody beats around the Bush anymore
- The Sri Lankan cricket team lost so miserably here, 'cause after spending such a long time in India, they started to think they were the home team
- You can't have everything you ask for, 'cause now the nation cannot afford a pandemic of STD
- Force India isn't doing too well in F1, 'cause Mr. Mallya spent a great amount on generating more heat in the pits than on the tracks
- You should stop visiting Mumbai for some time, 'cause if a certain Jermaine Jackson starts to promote it, there's definitely something wrong with it
- You should stop watching Hindi movies, 'cause these days we have Abhishek Bachchan, Ranbir Kapoor, Kareena Kapoor for superstars
- You should stop watching Hollywood movies, 'cause all they have to shove us with is the supernaturals, flying all across the screen
- The Chinese are so good at nanotechnology, 'cause they can only see as much
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